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the grass
billy_gerardluv

so... this is our grass

it looks like shit, even when mowed. so i mowed a chunk of it, but it really doesn't like the fuckin prickly lettuce, so i think i'mma have to clean the trimmer off and do some of it with that. like, i dunno, brew. i put it to almost the tallest setting but it still seems like it cut it too short, but it could just be that the shit is so patchy and SHIT that it just appears to be that way. DUNNO, brew! dunno...
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oh god well i guess we already knew it was going to be a disaster, right? even mowing it, it would still look like crap and I guess... i guess that it's going to. Well i can cut more of the lettuce shiz in the corner, but yeah i know it's like, throughout the entire shitty yard. god we messed up. we suck so bad. And how long did that little area take you? probably way longer than it should have... :/

hahaha! for fucking REAL! we suck HARD! oh my jesus, i HATE us!
yeah, i think that's what we'll just have to do :( unfortunately. cut it down a little and then we can mow it, but jesus... it's freakin crazy! it actually didn't even take me very long at all. holy moly, it's insane back there. it's a god damn jungle out there!

I really thought it would take ten years! haha that's good it wasn't too time consuming. I guess the electric trimmer just takes a bit longer :p oh lordy it really does! and it hurts my back haha because I have to bend over to cut low and I can't get on my knees really because of the stems from the other ones all around me. Holy shit if I was a bad ass, I would dig that corner out because it's fucking done for.

hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!! niichan!!!!!! i'm watching this video of this santa like, at a mall...tryna come down to the kids and i'm like, CRYING!!! he's coming down, like repelling and his beard gets stuck in the pulley and alsjd;fsaj;dlfkj!!!! oh my god! it's so fucking funny and i can't!! i'm dying! i'm dying! i have tears streaming from my eyes!!!
well i can help for sure! it's just so shitty and the levels at which we suck are fucking mindblowing!!!

LOL link me bruh! I'm laughing just picturing it! unless it's on the tv then show me when I get home XD
no dude we are the ultimate worst. truly. ULTIMATE. I think we got a back yard brigade this weekend to just... I mean whatever needs to be done. let's just effing burn the back right corner XD lols but maybe we should drop those extra tile things over the weediest areas and just... let them sit for a week or two and kill the weeks and then soak the ground and hoe that shiz. idk man we suck.

okay, so with how busy it sounds, you will NEVER get to finish this because it goes on too long, but
https://youtu.be/KV-4arThziU?t=123
it's so fucking awesome i cry!
and yes... yes, we suck.

IM CRY OH MY GOD I AM HOLDING BACK TEARS OH MY GOD NO IT'S TOO MUCH I AM GOIG TO SCREAM
it took me in between 7 calls but it was so worth it omg XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SOME OF THE PEOPLE IN THE CROWD the lady announcer doesn't even know what to say anymore!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD I CAN'T!!!!!!!!! we might be having a harder time holding it back than when long haired diapered baby sin happened OTL

hahahaha fuck yeah!!!! best thing EVER!!!!!

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